Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
THERE IS A GIRL CODE MARATHON ON AND THEN A NEW ONE ON AT TEN
GBYE
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
(Source: clanked)
sam
does your badge say that you’re special agent han solo
(Source: matttcohen)
(Source: berad25)
when i look in the mirror:
when i try to take a picture:
people who list their best friends in their Instagram bio
*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up
(Source: bootymccall)
when you have a million fic ideas but can’t write
when you have a million art ideas but can’t draw
when you have a million ideas but can’t
when you’re LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
