oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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paging-doctorfaggot:

THERE IS A GIRL CODE MARATHON ON AND THEN A NEW ONE ON AT TEN

GBYE

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bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

(Source: clanked)

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

caaastiel:
sam
does your badge say that you’re special agent han solo

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

caaastiel:

sam

does your badge say that you’re special agent han solo

(Source: matttcohen)

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heartbreakur:

when i look in the mirror:

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when i try to take a picture:

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unroutable:

people who list their best friends in their Instagram bio image

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vocaroo:

*points at a tiny singing bird* you shut the fuck up

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nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

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proudlyinsane:

yellowfangofstarclan:

pockytardis:

shotgunanderson:

when you have a million fic ideas but can’t write

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when you have a million art ideas but can’t draw

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when you have a million ideas but can’t

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when you’re LYIN ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

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